My Anthem

(Can? Anybody? Find meee? Somebody toooo? Gnaw)
Oooh oooh oooh ooh...

Each mornin' I get up I bite a little
They can barely stand on their feet
Take a look (take your sole) in the mirror and cry
Petra what are you doing to my feet?
I have spent all my teeth gnawing at you
But I just can't get no relief!
Lord!
Somebody, somebody, ooh somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to gnaw?
 

Yeah.
I gnaw hard (she gnaws hard) every day of my life
I gnaw till I chew on their bones
At the end (at the end of the day) I take home
my hard earned treats all on my own
I get down on my knees
And I start to bite
Till the tears run down from their eyes
Lord! Somebody, (somebody) ooh, somebody
Please anybody find me: somebody to gnaaaaaw aaaww?
(She gnaws hard)
Everyday!
I bite and I bite and I bite
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of puppy chow in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to belieeeeeeeeve!
(chow chow chow chow)

[INSERT BRIAN MAY'S AWESOME GUITAR SOLO HERE]

Ooh somebody, ooh somebody:
Anybody find me sooome-body to gnaw!
(Can anybody find me someone to gnaw?)

I feel I got no rhythm
I just keep losin' their feet (she just keeps losin' and losin'!)
I'm okay, I'm alright (she's alright she's alright)
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free!
LORD!

Find me somebody to gnaw
Find me somebody to gnaw
Find me somebody to gnaw
Ahahaahooo!
Find me somebody to gnaw
Find me somebody to gnaw (find me find me find me)
Find me somebody to gnaw
Find me somebody to gnaw
Find me somebody to gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw
Find me somebody to gnaw
Find me somebody to gnaw 
(ooh, hooh hooh hooh hooh, hooh hooh hoo!)
Somebody SOMEBODY somebody SOMEBODY somebody find me
somebody find me somebody to GNAW
Can anybody find me:
Somebody toooooooooo
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.